Metro fun
Thursday, June 30th, 2005I rode the bus to work today, and maybe it was me but there seemed to be more than the usual amount of visual stimulation. First, I was sharing my bus stop, which is normally deserted, with the New York Girl. Or maybe she’s the LA Girl. I honestly don’t know which one she is, but she looks like a model and wears the most outlandish fashions. At least they’re outlandish in the context of my bus stop. Like this:
Add platform shoes, a few large pieces of plastic jewelry, and an overworked cell phone and you’ve got New York Girl. Always an eyeful.
Then, on the bus, there was a backpack near me with three buttons on it. Here is what they said:
ESL Now!
Got HSpice?
Don’t be a meadow stomper – stay on the trail
Ok. ESL now? From what I understand, learning English as a second language takes longer than “now.”
The other buttons aren’t that weird, except for the phrase “meadow stomper” which I rather like (the phrase, not the meanie). Not that weird… but I dunno, the three buttons together just made me laugh and wonder.
Still on the bus, in the very back corner, in a zoning-out-on-the-bus frame of mind, chilling if you will. Suddenly I find myself literally surrounded by 4-year-olds. I like children but it’s quite disconcerting to be fenced in by that many small strangers. I had to get off a few stops early to escape the noise (not to mention the fumes coming from some of the pants areas).