Archive for February, 2013

Ablutionary Voodoo

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013

Pop quiz: what do I do when I’m upset with my husband over some minor issue?

a. Talk about the problem before it becomes a major issue.

b. Stew for a bit and then forget about it.

c. Overreact and start a ridiculous argument.

d. After brushing my teeth, place the toothbrush back in the holder next to his toothbrush, but facing away from it.

e. All of the above.

Year of the Snake

Saturday, February 9th, 2013

Just now I saw something strange out the window, looking east. At night we often see the bright white lights of airplanes as they turn west and then south toward the airport, so at first I thought it was four or five airplanes in close succession… except they looked too close together, and they were bright red lights. As I watched, more appeared. Six, seven. Two that had been so close together I’d thought they were from one plane separated and became two planes. Eight, nine. That was enough to drive me back down the stairs and get the binoculars. By the time I’d made it out onto the deck the clouds had obscured all but two of the lights. I raised the binoculars, found one of the lights, and saw that there were more coming up from the far ridge, and that they were indeed quite red. Bing! Aha! Lanterns! Burning lanterns being sent up, like the ones we saw in Yachats last July before the fireworks show started. I must say I was relieved. I’ve seen other weird inexplicable stuff up in the night sky, and it was a very nice feeling to figure out a sane, normal reason for this weird sight. Came back upstairs, announced my findings to Big M, and he said “Oh yeah! Chinese New Year!”

Of course!

Happy New Year!

Niner

Saturday, February 2nd, 2013

groundhog!

Nine years! Nine years! We have a niner!
Stats today:

$38,365.71 not spent on cigarettes, and

115,097 cigarettes not smoked.

[takes a bow]
That is all.

Actually there’s one other thing. I decided this year that instead of finding a groundhog picture on the internet, I would make my own. Partly because I couldn’t find any suitable images that I haven’t already used, and partly because I don’t really enjoy using other people’s images. I’ve been drawing a bit lately, getting more practice in than I have in years, and so I’m looking forward to continuing the habit and seeing how much better my groundhog drawing turns out next year. Luckily this year’s drawing leaves a lot of room for improvement!