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Setting: library sorting area
[Sound of a book falling onto the floor]
Library worker #1 (offstage): I swear I heard that book jump off the shelf.
Library worker #2: I know! Stupid books with legs.
Library worker #1 (offstage): Hee hee.
Setting: library sorting area
[Sound of a book falling onto the floor]
Library worker #1 (offstage): I swear I heard that book jump off the shelf.
Library worker #2: I know! Stupid books with legs.
Library worker #1 (offstage): Hee hee.