Archive for January, 2006

Mystery photo #2

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

mystery photo #2

Penguin Man

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

Penguin Man has a blog. A lot of it is pretty hard to read, and fairly depressing. But once in a while you come across something like this:

I figured this out. If you are a penguin, a yard North of the South Pole and it turns midnight, you get to kiss the penguin next to you. Then you waddle over a yard, into the next timezone, wait an hour and it will turn midnight again, and you again get to kiss the next penguin. Then you move over a yard again and another kiss. In 24 hours you would have 24 kisses and maybe make a baby penguin.

This blog has sucked me in, partly because of the humor, but mostly because I want to find out what happens to him.

This is broken

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Ha ha! M. sent me a link to this page — the whole site’s a hoot. Good Friday entertainment.

Don’t wash

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

crazy clock

Long time ago I heard that Napoleon once wrote a letter to Josephine saying only “Home in three days — don’t wash.” I’ve been trying to find out if it’s true, and not having much luck. Nothing about it on Snopes or in the Wikipedia articles about them. Hmmm. Google doesn’t help much, either — there are mentions of the quotation, but nothing definitively saying “he said this.” At least nothing in the first few pages of links. Did find a link to a site that has the text of some of Napoleon’s letters to her. They made interesting reading. A strange mix of desperate passion and matter-of-fact news updates. It would be wonderful to see the letters in his handwriting. The “don’t wash” quotation didn’t turn up on that site, but surely all his letters aren’t posted there. Who knows if these are even authentic. So no luck there… but there was one interesting remark, more explicit than the others: “A kiss on the heart, and one lower down, much lower!” So perhaps he was not above the occasional racy innuendo.

In looking through the various articles and postings, I saw a reference to “9 Thermidor,” which seemed to be a date. Like a calendar date. But what kind of date is that? Back to Wikipedia! Turns out the French adopted a different calendar for a little while after the revolution. I never knew that! They made it mostly decimal — twelve months, but weeks are ten days, and days are ten hours, and hours and minutes are divided into hundredths. Crazy! Lovely old clock, though.

Mark your calendar

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

eclipse!

There will be a total eclipse of the sun passing across the continent of North America — it’ll go right through Salem, Oregon, then all the way across to South Carolina. Plenty of time to plan, too.